Britney Spears Nipple Slip

America’s favorite poptart/trainwreck Britney Spears went out partying last night to show off her newest wig and a little nipple.

Britney Spears walking the streets

Britney Spears is apparently trying to bring the $10 hooker look back in style. You keep thinking this train wreck can’t possibly get any worse.

Britney Spears Topless

Here’s the new pictures of pop tart Britney Spears topless. According to celebrity gossip magazine Us Weekly, the pics were taken at a friend’s house in April 2007. The downward spiral continues. I’m guessing she’ll either be dead or doing hardcore porn by the end of the year. Being an optimist, I’m hoping for porn.